Dear Biggest Fan:
You are absolutely the best! I mean, a fan site dedicated solely to ME? Oh, gosh, it's rather unbelievable. It's just fabulous! So, I was looking through the list of possible roles that I might play in the future. The only one that seemed missing (among my dream roles, of course) was Mama Rose in the all-male version of "Gypsy." But, alas, that may have to wait for another century! You're the best!! Love, Harv
OK, so first of all, hello, it's a message "from" HARV!!!! Second of all, did you SEE the last line? It says "love, Harv." LOVE!!!!
Seriously, you guys, when I saw this, I totally, TOTALLY freaked out so much. SO MUCH! I actually felt a little bit woozy, but I breathed into a paper bag for a while and I feel a lot better so don't "even" worry about me for one second, ok? Seriously!!!
Anyways, I have to go "now," but have a great night everyone and don't be TOO jealous of me, ok? LOLZ!!!!!!!!
Seriously, you guys, when I saw this, I totally, TOTALLY freaked out so much. SO MUCH! I actually felt a little bit woozy, but I breathed into a paper bag for a while and I feel a lot better so don't "even" worry about me for one second, ok? Seriously!!!
Anyways, I have to go "now," but have a great night everyone and don't be TOO jealous of me, ok? LOLZ!!!!!!!!



